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Kate's Secret

(1986)

Kate is the mom from Family Ties, and her secret is that she keeps chowing down shitloads of food and then making herself barf. The parts where she eats are hilarious- she just starts grabbing handfuls of everything and cramming it down her throat. Half of it ends up smeared all over her face or falling on the floor, and in one part she just sits in it and keeps on eating. It's fucking hysterical. They don't really show the parts where she throws up, which is too bad because they probably would've had her projectile vomiting all over the place like in that one Monty Python movie and then falling on the floor and rolling around in it or something. Duh.

After a while she gets so hungry she passes out, so they take her to the hospital and, sure enough, they tell her she has a "disease". Yeah, I watch movies all day instead of looking for a job because I have a disease. I fucked my girlfriend's sister when she was out of town last weekend because I have a disease. That's people's excuse for everything. Here's an idea: just eat something and stop making yourself throw up, you stupid twat. After she gets out of the hospital they take her to this clinic or whatever where they force chicks to eat. What the fuck? Who cares if a bunch of dumb bitches don't want to eat? Maybe if that caught on there wouldn't be so many fat chicks around here. This movie's dumb, but I like it when it comes on TV because the announcer has to say "Coming up next..." That's great.