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Kaw

(2007)

All these crows get mad cow disease and go crazy and start attacking everybody (duh). As soon as this started I said to myself "This movie better not end with a bunch of people barricading themselves inside a building", but of course it does. And I guess a side effect of having mad cow disease is getting really smart, because the crows break windows with rocks and take out all the lights and all sorts of ridiculous shit. There's a little bit of gore, but the best thing about this is actually the little Amish chick- she's a pretty hot piece of ass, not that it'll ever do anybody any good ("You cannot put that in my butt, English!"). And since when can Amish people drive cars? Isn't that like a Muslim person eating a whole bag of pork rinds? In the end they can't figure out a solution (or just ran out of time to finish this stupid movie) so all the crows just drop dead. Seriously, if you're one of the people who made this movie, I want you to stop what you're doing right now and write a me an essay of no less than 200 words explaining how you can look at yourself in the mirror after coming up with an ending that weak. I'll post it here. Also, next time make sure we get a peek at those little Amish nubbins.