Killer Bees

(2002)

This kid sees his dad killed by bees* so you know he'll grow up and have to fight killer bees. Sure enough, he becomes sheriff and this wetback brings a truckload of killer bees into town and they escape. When he's not investigating the bees, the sheriff spends all his time trying to get back together with his ugly, bitchy wife who has a fat ass even though this bee expert who is a seriously hot piece totally wants him. In the end the bees invade this honey festival (it's a bee movie, so of course there's a honey festival) and they all end up in this one building so the sheriff burns it to the ground. The hot chick almost dies trying to save everyone, but the sheriff just blows her off in the end to be with his nasty wife. Bee movies suck.

Total Bee Kills: 7

*The dad just sort of sits there and lets them sting him to death- I think technically that counts as more of a suicide.

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