Killing Mr. Griffin

(1997)

A bunch of kids - including the Pink Power Ranger (so fine...) and A.C. Slater - decide to kidnap their English teacher as a prank. (Little known fact: kidnapping is the most hilarious of all felonies.) Unfortunately for them (and him too, I guess) he croaks- and it's all on videotape. What is it with you kids always videotaping everything when you do crimes? Stupid assholes. Anyway, their brilliant cover-up doesn't exactly pass muster, so it's not long before they're busted. The Pink Ranger never gets naked, and even though Slater gets shot at the end he just takes it in the arm Magnum P.I. style so even that part sucks. Goddammit, if you're gonna shoot A.C. Slater do the world a favor and make sure you finish the job. Weak.

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