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Welcome to the Kimber Riddle Fan Page. I made this page because "Kimber Riddle" is the cutest name ever, plus she's super hot, or at least she was in 1995. She might be fat now for all I know, but the imdb says she was in a movie in 2005 where she played "Trophy Wife", so I'm guessing she's not because trophy wives are almost never fat. I considered renting it to find out for sure, but frankly it sounds kind of boring. Kimber Picture Gallery: Here's some pictures of Kimber from the movie The Langoliers:
Great rack, huh? And here she is in some queer movie that was on Lifetime. I especially like the ones where it looks like she's having an orgasm:
Unlike you and your asshole friends, Kimber actually cares about stuff. Here she is in Uganda saving the environment, or poor people or something:
And here's Kimber getting boned senseless by the cat from Law & Order: Criminal Intent. These pictures are NSFW, but you might as well enjoy them now because they monitor your online activity and you're probably already fired:
More recent pics of Kimber in some play. I say she's still totally baggable:
Promo shot from The Langoliers. Don't point that thing at me! Ha ha! No, no, I'm kidding. Please point it at me:
If you have any more Kimber pics I suppose you can send them to me, but I'll probably be bored with this page by then so I may or may not add them. Kimber Poetry: The only words I can think of that rhyme with "Riddle" are "middle" and "acquittal" so I guess this section is under construction. "Kimber" does rhyme with "limber", but every time I think about that I get distracted and have to take a really long shower. Poetry is gay, so there's a good chance I won't update this section anyway. Kimber Filmography: She was in The Langoliers, and probably some other stuff. I dunno. You've got the Internet right here in front of you, look it up. You think I've got nothing better to do all day than do research for you? I've got a life too, you know.
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