Knight Chills

(2001)

The only thing I can think of that's more lame and boring than playing Dungeons & Dragons is watching other people play Dungeons & Dragons. Well, that's what this fucking movie is about- they play it for like half the movie before anything happens. Finally this one dude dies and comes back as an evil ghost knight and starts killing people, but they don't even show it when he whacks somebody! If you're going to be that much of a pussy about it, why not just have them all die in their sleep or something? And I know people who play Dungeons & Dragons usually don't get laid, but there had to be some way to work some tits in here- I mean, chicks have to shower sometime, right? This whole movie was fucking unbelievable. It's like the definition of weak.

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