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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2008)
The original Knight Rider wasn't all that great - the only really cool ones were where KARR (the evil KITT) showed up - but it was about a million times better than this lame-ass piece of shit. I think about three-quarters of it is just the good guys riding around in the car while it just randomly drives back and forth across the country! Why doesn't anybody do anything? What the fuck? Is it too much to ask that a show about a robot car have some stunts or something? Instead all we get are two of the lamest car chases in history and one sorta cool part where an SUV crashes into KITT 2 and gets totally demolished while KITT 2 doesn't move an inch. And how does Team Knight Rider fit into all of this? If I made this flick you better believe they would've been in here. In fact, here's what they should've done: Part One: Team Knight Rider is on their way back from saving the day when Goliath (that indestructible semi truck from the original show) shows up out of nowhere and runs every single one of them over and they all explode. Part Two: They trot out the brand new KITT, get a new guy to drive it, and send them after Goliath. Goliath runs over the new KITT and it explodes. The new guy gets out just in time, but Goliath chases him down - destroying tons of shit in the process - and finally runs over him too. Part Three: The guy who wrote this crummy movie is hanging out by the swimming pool with his super-hot mistress. Suddenly, Goliath smashes through his house and runs him over. Then the driver gets out of Goliath and it's David Hasselhoff! He bangs the mistress, then the real KITT rolls up, he hops in, and they drive off into the sunset and nobody ever tries to make another Knight Rider show again. The end. And fuck you.
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