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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2007)
Lake Placid 2??? These dipshits should have quit while they were ahead. The big twist in Part 1 was that everyone thought there was one giant crocodile, but there were really two. The big twist this time is that everybody thinks there's three, but there's really four. That's a pretty clever spin there- I wonder how many people it took to come up with that? They must've worked all night. This movie is full of unbelievably stupid shit, like a guy who falls out of a tree and doesn't know that he just landed on a giant crocodile, or when the typical greedy industrialist cat shows up and this broad goes "He's just a typical greedy industrialist." It's like a creative writing course and a movie rolled into one. Of course the special effects are all cartoons and they look like shit- even an airplane that lands in one part is a cartoon! I can't believe these cheap, lazy fucks couldn't even be bothered to get a real airplane. What a bunch of Jews. The only good thing about this is VJ Kewl's amazing rack. And of course the fact that there's actually an actress named "VJ Kewl".
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