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The Land Before Time VIII
The Big Freeze

(2001)

You know, when there were only a couple of these Land Before fucking Time movies it wasn't so bad, but by the time Part 6 (Fucking 6!) rolled around you really wanted to see the dinosaurs either grow up and eat each other, or be struck dead by the hand of God since everyone knows dinosaurs were invented by the Devil:

Anyway, I figured the "big freeze" would finally put an end to Littlefoot and his irritating friends once and for all; my favorite part was watching them have a huge snowball fight, not knowing that, as reptiles, their metabolisms would soon slow to a crawl, rampant cell death would occur, ice crystals would form inside their bodies, and they would all die agonizing deaths.* Unfortunately that's not what happens. Oh well, at least they manage to make it a good ten minutes in before they sing their first crappy song (it's about being angry- how appropriate).

Is there a Land Before Time 9 yet? Hopefully it's called "The Big Meteor".

*Thank you, Animal Planet.