Laserblast

This kid is such a complete fucking loser that even the nerd from Grease (and Grease 2) gives him shit, so when he finds a laser rifle some asswit aliens lost in the desert after one of their pissy little alien fights to control the universe (or whatever it is aliens are always fighting about) he decides to go around blasting the crap out of everybody. It's not long before the government and the aliens come looking for him though, so he decides to head for the hills. I guess they really didn't know what should happen next, because the kid finally ends up on this deserted street and just stands there blowing random shit up until the aliens show up and zap him with the Care Bear Stare and that's the end of his campaign of terror. Such as it was. It's a pretty pointless movie, but along the way he does explode the Grease nerd, a hippie, and an asshole cop so at least those parts were kinda cool.

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