Leprechauns' Christmas Gold

The Leprechauns' Christmas Gold

(1981)

This kid rows to an uncharted island to get a Christmas tree, but he ends up freeing an evil fairy who has it in for the local mickrechauns. (Ha! "Mickrechauns". Get it?) See, she needs their gold by Christmas morning or she'll die, but she's not allowed to steal it and they won't give it to her. One of the potato-sucking little bastards gives the kid the gold for safe keeping, but he turns out to be incomprehensibly stupid; all the fairy has to do is disguise herself as a cute chick and he just hands it right over. Ah, the power of pussy. But then, in a move made famous by Dracula, she putzes around until the sun comes up and dies anyway. Are you kidding me? For real, she had all fucking night to go get the damn gold! What the hell was she off doing that could possibly be more important? Surfing the internet? Taking a nap? Jesus.

They made a shitload of these damn puppet-toon Xmas shows back in the day but I think they were really scraping the bottom of the barrel when they came up with this one. I mean seriously, Christmas leprechauns? What the fuck?

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