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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2004)
Dr. Carter from E.R. gets a job at the library, and his bosses are the ugly chick from Kate & Allie and Bob Newhart. That sounds like the first episode of a sit-com that's gonna get cancelled after three weeks, but then FBI Agent Dale Cooper, a hot Asian honey, and some other clowns steal this piece of the Spear of Destiny* from the library and Dr. Carter has to get the other two pieces before it's the end of the world. In the stupidest fucking part, the first piece is hidden in this Mayan temple and Dr. Carter and his chick sidekick have to dance through an ancient deathtrap because it's timed to a waltz. I'm pretty sure the Mayans didn't invent the waltz, you fucking halfwits. (Then again, they did invent the calendar and your daily horoscope so maybe I'm selling them short. But that's still retarded.) Later Dale Cooper and company manage to steal all the spear parts and kidnap the sidechick for good measure, but Dr. Carter and Bob Newhart track them down and the good guys end up laying the smackdown on everybody. Even Bob Newhart kicks some ass, which was probably the best part of this idiot flick except of course for the Asian chick. They really should've shown her naked. * For those of you who don't read the retarded justifications in the footnotes of comic books, the Spear of Destiny is what Hitler used to keep Superman and all the other superheroes from kicking his ass in World War Part 2. It also has something to do with Jesus, like it's the spear he used to kill gay people or something.
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