Lies of the Twins

(1991)

This dame sees her boyfriend macking all over some other chick, but when she comes rolling up and smacks him it's turns out it's really his evil twin. The evil twin starts harassing her, but she's your typical woman so pretty soon she's over it and screwing both of them. At first we never actually see the twins together, so I figured the whole damn thing - claiming he has a twin, renting a second apartment, driving another car, acting like two people with totally different personalities - was just an insanely complicated scam he came up with on the spot to get out of being busted with that other chick, and the sonuvabitch actually had the balls to see it through. It turns out the twin really does exist though, and of course they end up fighting over a gun and one of them gets killed. Which one? I don't know, and I don't care; I'm just pissed off that nobody shot the chick too. I mean seriously, twin brothers? What a fucking whore.

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