Home

Left Column Ad Space

Lila

(1968)

This movie's pretty way out. A hep operator takes a stripper back to her groovy warehouse pad to make it (because that's where it's happening), but she's trippin' so bad on 25 that she stabs him with a screwdriver! She thinks he's a bag of flour, man! Can you dig it? Then she chops him up with a meat cleaver! Heavy.

Jesus Christ the 1960s fucking sucked. Anyway, the chick keeps dosing and chopping dudes up, while the cops try to solve the case by investigating "all the hippie joints in town" i.e. every strip club within driving distance (Procol Harum is playing at one). The killer chick is relatively cute and gets naked a lot so this movie should rock, but unfortunately a bunch of other broads get naked too and every single one of them is hag-like to the extreme. The worst part is this one old bat's "job interview", where she makes out with a dork sporting inside-out tighty-whities. (I'll bet you any amount of money he does that so he can turn them right-side-out tomorrow and wear them two days in a row.) The biggest piss in the face is on the DVD version though- if you watch the "deleted scenes" there actually is one super-hot brunette stripper, but they cut her out altogether! It's unbelievable. Just for the record, here's what the people who made this movie thought we didn't want to see:

And here's what they thought we did want to see:

I think that sums up everything that's wrong with this piece of shit. I have to go puke now.