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Little House
"The Last Farewell"

(1984)

Little House on the Prairie was this TV show about western days that was on forever, even though it sucked and everyone hated it. It was the show that you only watched when there wasn't anything else on TV, because the plots were always about learning valuable lessons or hugging, and almost nothing cool ever happened. In fact, kids would usually try to get in trouble the night it was on so they would get sent to bed early because that was actually better than watching Little House on the Prairie. It looked like it was finally over when the main guy quit, but the people who actually liked it (mostly Christians, old people, and retards) couldn't let it go, so they made some movies to wrap the whole thing up, and this was the last one. It starts pretty much like you would expect, but then this evil developer guy shows up, buys the whole town, and tells everybody they have to work for him. And you won't believe this, but it's the same evil developer from Poltergeist! You know: "You left the bodies and you only moved the headstones!" That guy. He really is a dick. They try to stop him with lawyers and guns and everything, but when nothing works they just blow up the entire town! Ha! That fucking rocks! It's probably the greatest ending to a lame show ever.

If you were alive back then the next day was pretty awesome, because when the people who saw it went to school or work they were all like "Did you see the last Little House on the Prairie? They blew up the whole town!" and everyone was like "Bullshit" but when they found out it was true they were super pissed that they missed it. That's why when a show is on for a really long time and they finally cancel it you should always watch the last episode, even if the show sucked, because everyone has already cashed their last paycheck and you never know what sort of crazy shit they'll pull. Sometimes it truly rocks.