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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1954)
Some people don't like old movies because they think they're all lame and goody-goody, but that's not always the case. Take this flick for example- it's basically about Dean Martin and his sidekick Jerry "Lee" Lewis hoodwinking a newspaper into giving them an all-expense paid trip to New York by pretending Jerry is about to die of radiation poisoning. Jerry just wants the free shit, but Dean Martin is doing it because the reporter who's on the story has an ass you could set your watch by and he wants to weasel his way into her pants. So basically this flick is about two guys who exploit a terminal illness to rip people off and bang chicks. That's fucking great. On top of that they make fun of krauts, frogs, and chinks ("Ah, so!" Classic.), and in one part they even put on tuxes and harass a bunch of homeless people. This is also the first movie I ever saw where two people drink booze through a stethoscope, which is an awesome idea. When they finally get found out the reporter thinks it's hilarious, until the cat who runs the paper threatens to cut her heart out with a nail file and throw her body in the canal. He also points out that she was thinking about marrying Dean Martin and goes "He would've done to you what he did to the paper," which is pretty much as close to saying "fuck" as you could get in the 1950s. You would think that Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis would have to come clean at this point, but nope- instead, they get out of it by teaming up with the paper and faking Jerry's suicide! Ha! No accountability. This movie rocks.
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