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Lost in Oz

(2002)

This cute blonde chick gets nailed by the ol' Oz Express, gets trapped there, and ends up teaming up with some Air Force guy (who actually has a gun and tries to cap everything in sight- sweet) and a goth chick to save Oz from like the Wicked Witch of the West 2.0.  You'd think that an Oz movie where everyone is running around fighting and blasting the shit out of each other would be pretty cool, but mostly all these morons do is walk around the woods, and you can only take so much of that before you need someone to show off their rack (that was the main problem with The Blair Witch Project). It really is too bad none of the broads here accidentally fell out of their clothes or anything, because in this show there's more top-notch pussy running around Oz than backstage at a goddamned Spanish TV station. If they would have had a part where the Wicked Witch (who's fucking fine) like seduced the blonde chick or something this could have been the best Oz story ever.  Another way they fuck up is by telling us that the Munchkins all got flash-fried, but not showing it. Seeing those annoying fucks from the "Lollipop Guild" running around on fire would have been awesome. This is another one of those times where there's lots of good ideas (hot chicks, midgets on fire), but they manage to blow the whole thing sliding into home.

Wicked fine