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Lost Voyage

(2001)

This huge cruise ship disappears in the Bermuda Triangle, but then 25 years later it comes back. You'd think a ship like that would probably be worth tons of money for someone to like salvage or whatever, but I guess nobody felt like it because even though the main characters fuck around forever arguing and whining they somehow manage to get there first when they finally get their shit together. Of course the ship is haunted and of course they get stuck there, but pretty much nothing happens until the very end so you might just want to watch the last 15 minutes if you have like a bunch of other shit to do or something. You will miss some pretty funny parts, like when the ship haunts this chick by showing her the time she was a little girl and turned off her mom's life support (I'm pretty sure they usually don't let kids do that), or the dude who isn't surprised when a dead guy calls them on the phone but then freaks out when his body disappears, like that's a lot more fucked-up or something. There's a couple hotties who don't get naked and almost no blood at all, though, so trust me when I say you won't miss anything important.