Lust for Dracula

(2004)

In this movie, Dracula is a naked lesbian chick (that's "high concept", which is what movie studios call a really good idea). Dracula wants to fuck Misty Mundae (who doesn't?), so she keeps hanging around and coming on to her. Meanwhile, this hot blonde vampire and her ugly skank girlfriend go around killing people then making out. In the end, Misty Mundae completely flips out, bleeds from the hands, tries to get the ugly little skank to kill the blonde (she doesn't, though), and has a baby. It doesn't make any sense at all, but there's tons of tits, some bush, some blood, and lots of girl-on-girl action, so who cares?

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