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Madhouse Mansion

(1974)

Okay, hold the fucking phone- "Marianne Faithfull" is a chick? I thought it was some sort of 1970s supergroup, like Bad Company or something. Who knew, right? Anyway, this starts when these three fags go to a haunted mansion. I didn't catch their names, but they look like Thomas Dolby, the guy with the moustache from Sparks, and that homo from the Human League, so that's what I'm gonna call 'em. They dandy around for a while, until Thomas Dolby starts having like these visions of the past or something. That's where Marianne Faithfull comes in; she's the ghost of this chick who got railroaded into the loony bin, and needless to say she's a bit ticked off. It's not much of a haunting though- like halfway through the guy from Sparks just gets bored and leaves! Finally at the very end Thomas Dolby gets choked to death by an ugly little doll (this part's hilariously fake and stupid), then when the homo from the Human League takes off the doll stows away in his suitcase. And that's basically all that happens. This movie's a complete fucking waste of time- they could've at least shown Marianne Faithfull naked. She wasn't half bad.