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Madman

(1981)

These dorks and their ugly girlfriends go into the woods and this dude kills a bunch of them. One guy who gets hanged* is named "T.P", and when he disappears everybody walks through the woods yelling for "T.P." like they all have seriously bad diarrhea or something. Another chick is so fucking dumb that she hides from the killer in a refrigerator, so she would die whether he found her or not. I think the killer glows too, or at least something was glowing sometimes. We never see what it is, but I guess it's supposed to mean that the supernatural is happening or something. In the end the killer's house burns down, but they don't even show it because the people who made this movie couldn't afford fire. This is a total piece of shit.

*Being hanged kills you, which is different from being hung, which means you have a big cock. Use these examples to remember so you can talk and write good:

"Jennifer fucked the Parson's son and she says that boy is well hung."

"We hanged them two colored fellas what was livin' behind the old sawmill."