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Madonna

(1990)

This chick is pissed off that her dad went to jail, so she hunts down all the people who were on the jury or whatever and ruins their lives, usually by fucking somebody. One dead guy's wife is super pissed-off about the whole thing, so she puts this P.I. on the case. I guess she just went through the phone book and picked the cheapest one though, because this clown is completely clueless (literally). Like in one part, this lady tells him that the main chick threatened to kill all the people on the jury, but the retard still doesn't figure it out until a day later when he listens to this tape he made of their conversation. And even then he has to play it back again to be sure. This flick's pretty lame, but at least it ends with two chicks having a knife fight (I was rooting for the one in the pajamas- she was way hotter), and there are a lot of tits.