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Avril Lavigne - The Best Damn Thing

(2007)

Okay, let's get this out of the way: I know the first song on this CD is a total ripoff of the Rubinoos - and I knew it way before you did, poser, because I actually HAVE that Rubinoos record - but I don't care. Thing is, I like listening to a hot chick singing that she wants to be my girlfriend way more than some geeks singing that they want to be my boyfriend. So stick that in your cock and smoke it.

Anyway, this is "Video Picks for Perverts" not "Audio Picks for Perverts" so let's get to the bonus DVD. Frankly it's pretty pointless: Avril talks about some of her songs, then they show her in the studio singing and screwing around. It's not like she's naked or anything. And I really could've done without the dorks from Sum 41 putting their two cents in. Seriously, how old is that dink who's sticking Avril anyway? Twelve? I did like the fact that she was doing shots half the time though; any job where you can do shots while you're on the clock is definitely a job you want to have. But why did they bleep it out every time someone said "Jägermeister"? Is that like a bad word now or something? At any rate, as far as "bonuses" go this is pretty fucking weak, and it especially sucks because you have to buy the version with this DVD to get the uncut CD, which means you're either coughing up an extra fiver for this crap, or you're stuck with a CD where the sound drops out every time Avril says "fuck" or "shit", which is fairly often. It's a complete fucking hose job.