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Mammoth

(2006)

This is actually a pretty awesome movie considering it was made by the fucking Sci-Fi channel, but I would have watched it anyway because the crazy chick from Firefly is in it and I'd rather see her in a t-shirt and jeans then most chicks naked, even chicks that are naked and happen to be giving me a hummer at that exact moment. She's that fine. The movie's about this mammoth that gets possessed by an alien and runs around stomping on people and sucking out their life force or something with its nose. This sounds like a dumb idea but rocks pretty hard- there's some gore, an FBI agent with a nice rack (too bad we never get to see it), and most the parts with cartoon effects happen at night, which is a smart idea because cartoon effects usually look like shit and the less you can see of them the better. Normally if a chick as insanely hot as the crazy chick from Firefly is in a movie and they don't show her naked that's a movie I don't need to see, but these guys were smart and made the other parts of the movie good too so I'll let them get away with it this time. If they make Mammoth 2 though that little hottie better at least show up in a bikini.