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The Man from Planet X

(1951)

There's like this planet flying through space towards Earth, so of course they just have to call it "Planet X". This reporter dude with a cheesy moustache goes to this observatory to talk to some scientist about it, and he isn't there for thirty seconds before he starts putting the moves on the scientist's daughter and trying to get in her pants. She's pretty fucking cute though, so I guess I can't blame him. There's another guy hanging around too, but he's really shady so you know he'll end up selling everyone out or something then getting killed so it can be all ironic and stuff.

So anyway, this alien eventually shows up and dude, you can tell by the look on his face that he is totally baked. He's so fucking high that he can't even work his own spacesuit and the reporter has to save his sorry ass. The alien stays at the observatory but they aren't very good hosts- they lock him in the dungeon and the shady guy even works him over a little. He's pretty fucking pissed off now, so he starts hypnotizing people to take over the world. The only problem is that the hypnotized people will do whatever anyone tells them, so the good guys just tell them to stop helping the alien, then they blow his ass away with a rocket launcher. In the history of the universe this has got to be the most pathetic attempt to invade Earth ever, but I guess that's what they get for putting this cat in charge.