Maniac

(1934)

This goony-ass doctor gives his assistant a gun and tells him to shoot himself so he can put a new heart in him and bring him back to life, but the assistant shoots the doctor instead. The assistant pretends to be the doctor, but when this lady brings her husband in because he thinks he's a killer monkey, the assistant accidentally injects him with "super adrenaline" and the guy goes crazy and runs off and strangles naked chicks. The lady sees the doctor's body, but she tells the assistant she won't turn him in if he can experiment on her husband and make him super pussywhipped. The assistant figures he better bring the dead doctor back to life anyway in case the police show up, but he can't because this housecat runs off with the heart. He gets so pissed he chokes the cat and pops out its eyeball and eats it. Later, he tricks two chicks into fighting with hypodermic needles and a baseball bat in the basement, and other cute chicks show up just to flash their tits or lounge around in their underwear.

I never knew they made movies this cool in the 1930s.

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