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Maniac

(1980)

This fat, ugly slob hates chicks and decides to catch a few and kill them, just like that guy the BLT killer. After the chicks are dead he dry humps their bodies for a while, scalps them, steals their clothes, and puts the clothes and hair on these dummies he keeps in his apartment. Then he sits there talking to the dummies and crying about his mommy and shit. Later we find out he's Catholic, which pretty much explains everything. In the end he imagines that zombies and mannequins are attacking him so he freaks out and stabs himself in the stomach. After it's all over the cops bust in and find him laying in bed in a pool of blood, but they don't check to see if he's alive or call it in or anything- they just shrug their shoulders and leave. I guess they figure they'll leave it for the landlord to deal with, fucking slackers. There's tons of gore, an awesome exploding head, and one naked hottie in a bath who shows us everything, but on the bad side there's this smokin' blonde nurse who doesn't even flash her rack, so it loses one star out of four, or whatever the hell my rating scale is.