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Maniac Warriors

(1988)

In the future everyone has like this disease or something, so this group of complete dicks is stealing peoples' blood to save their own monkey asses. Meanwhile this other gang wants to stop them because that means there's less people for them to go around shooting for no reason. The people in the second gang are bikers and chicks who look like soccer moms all dolled up for the Cinderella concert; they light cigarettes off of burning wounds in severed legs, kidnap hot brunettes, and just in general seem to be a lot more badass. The clowns in the first group dress like dune coons and fall down a lot. I'm pretty sure I know who I'd throw in with.

Anyway, this chick who keeps showing off her tits (nice) is pissed because the biker & groupie coalition kidnapped her sister, so she teams up with this one idiot and they go around shooting everybody until they finally manage to shoot the people who have her. By the end just about all of the biker/groupie gang is dead, but for some reason they never show us what happens to the lead groupie dame, which is weird because she was one of the main bad guys. My guess is that her hair deflected all the bullets during the final shootout and she managed to escape.