Manimal

This dude can change into all sorts of animals, so of course he uses the power to fight crime (when you can do crazy shit like that, your only real options are to fight crime or commit it- that's just the way it is). These crooks want to steal some nerve gas or something, so Manimal teams up with this chick cop (who's pretty hot in a 1980s sort of way) to stop them. Manimal changes into a panther to spy on the crooks (you would think if he wanted to be sneaky and shit it'd be better to turn into, I dunno, a bug or something, but whatever), a hawk to follow their car, and in the end a shark so he can attack this guy in his swimming pool. Manimal's a total pervert too- in one part he turns into a housecat and sticks his head in some chick's tits, and when the chick cop gets knocked out he just goes ahead and undresses her and puts her in his bed (take the hint, baby). Later when she asks what's gonna happen between them he tells her she should think about "that which might become possible if you allow your imagination to run free". You know he's talking about bestiality- this dude rules! The only dumb part is that he's able to kick so much ass just because he's an animal; I mean, a panther might scare a dude with a machinegun for like a second, but he still has a machinegun. Other than that, though, this was a pretty cool movie, even without any tits.

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