Manticore

(2005)

This is another Sci-Fi Channel movie where a shitty-looking cartoon monster goes on a weak-ass rampage, but except for the unspecial effects this one was actually pretty good. It all happens in Iraq so it can be like topical and shit, and it's about this Iraq dude who summons some manticores because he knows they don't support the troops and will fuck our boys up.* It's a little gory, there was one cool part where a helicopter crashes and one of the helicopter blades breaks off, flies through the air, and chops this dude's legs off, and both the chicks in it are smokin' (one of them is the chick from Blair Witch Project, and I say it's about time for her to stop teasing our cocks and do a movie where she shows off her tits). If you like lose a bet or something and have to watch a Sci-Fi Channel movie, this would be a good one to pick.

*I like how Sci-Fi has made so many shitty movies that they ran out of real animals that could grow giant and kill people so now they're just pulling crap out of the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual.

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