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Marabunta

(1998)

"Marabunta" is some foreign word that I assume means "This movie is a stupid piece of shit. White devil." It all happens in this hick town in Alaska, so it's sort of like that show Northern Exposure, except the Indians aren't all retarded and a bunch of people get eaten by killer ants. Actually, most of the idiots they kill just climb right into their giant nest, so I say let Darwinism or whatever take its course, but that's not how this one scientist sees it so he has to try and save the day. After the scientist and his dipshit friends figure out that you can't shoot 800 trillion ants with a gun or set them all on fire individually, they end up drowning the ants by blowing up this dam. It seems like a lot less shit would have gotten fucked up if everybody just waited 'til it got cold and all the ants died, which since it's Alaska would have probably been in like a week or so, but I guess that's not proactive enough or something. There's no gore, no tits, and the ants are mostly just these fuzzy little black dots that give you a headache if you look at them for too long. Fucking weak.