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Mark of the Witch

(1970)

You know, every time they kill a witch in the beginning of one of these movies they always give her time to lay down some curse before they give her the business. Here's an idea: as soon as she starts sounding off, croak the bitch. Trust me, you'll save your great-great-great grandchildren a lot of fucking grief.

Anyhow, this witch they hanged in ye olde days comes back, takes over some college chick's body, and starts raising holy hell (the chick she possesses is drop dead hot, too- too bad we never see her naked). The possessed chick's boyfriend and this professor know what's going on, but they don't do a whole lot except talk about it until the very end, so basically it's like an episode of Bewitched except with a hotter witch and more murders. The murders are pretty weak though, so the best part of the movie is probably where this one cat tells his girl "I like my chicks dumb baby, but you really are something else!" Awesome. That's definitely gonna be my new pickup line.