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The Marsh

(2006)

A chick writer keeps having nightmares about this big house with a creepy-ass scarecrow out back, and when she finds out it's an actual place she decides to rent it! Jesus Christ, why don't you save us all a couple of hours and just sacrifice yourself to the Devil now, you dumb twat? Of course the house is haunted, and pretty soon this freaky little ghost girl is going around town bumping people off. This movie could've been bloodier and they pull the big twist at the end from so far up their asses that they must've been stopped up for weeks, but plenty of creepy shit goes down along the way and the main chick has a pretty kickin' bod* so there's always something to look at. I was kind of annoyed that the scarecrow didn't get in on the action though; if you're gonna have an evil-looking scarecrow in a movie like this then dammit that fucker needs to whack somebody.

*Too bad this flick happens during the winter and we don't get to see more of it.