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The MatchMaker

(1997)

This guy is running for election using "Hey Ho, Let's Go!" as like his campaign slogan, so immediately we know he's a complete douche. He sends Janeane Garofalo to Ireland for some fucking reason, and when she gets there it turns out there's this moronic festival going on where idiots come from all over to try and meet their true love. Seriously, when are people gonna learn that there's no such thing as "true love"? It's just a lie invented by the Devil. Now in theory this should at least be a pretty good date movie: chicks would like it because there's love, and guys will like it because we see Janeane Garofalo in a short skirt (Christ her legs are incredible), Janeane Garofalo in shorts, and Janeane Garofalo being a hilarious sarcastic bitch ("Is being an idiot like being high all the time?"). She's so fucking awesome. The only problem is that Janeane Garofalo is so cool and so hot that you'll start to wonder why the hell you're not on a date with someone like her instead of the dumb bitch you are hanging out with. If I were you'd I'd just start hitting the hard stuff you keep under the sink and try not to think about it.