Meat Cleaver Massacre

(1975)

These dudes want to play a prank on their professor, so they slaughter his entire family. The professor ends up in a coma, and the leader of the killers says they don't have to worry about getting caught 'cause the prof's "lying in bed like a big carrot". But the killer dudes fucked up, because the professor knows all about folklore and demons and shit, so he summons an evil monster to waste them. The monster's invisible since invisible monsters are cheap to make, but we finally get to see it at the end and it looks like the fucking Jolly Green Giant. It murders all the killers except the leader, who ends up in an asylum. When the doctor looks in his room he says; "Hey, this is my first nut!" There's a black and white nightmare scene, gore, lots of bell bottoms, and one chick gets naked.

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