Meet the Santas

(2005)

This is actually Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus Part 2, so the chances of it being good are slim and none and Crystal Bernard getting naked just left town. In Part 1 Santa Jr. had to find a wife before Christmas, but of course he waited until the very last minute and a crappy movie ensued. This time around they have to be officially married before... I dunno, some... other... Christmas. It doesn't actually make a whole lot of sense if you stop and think about it, so I won't. Anyway, they wait until the last minute again and this opens up a whole can of shit because 1) you can never tell a chick she only has like a week to plan her wedding and 2) if they aren't actually legal by Christmas, Christmas will explode. Or something. It's all pretty dumb; I just spent the whole movie whacking it to Crystal Bernard.

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