Metamorphosis

(1989)

This is a boring, stupid movie about a scientist who makes this formula that will end old age and death. Of course, we know right away he's going to fuck up somehow. Just once, I want to see a movie where some scientist comes up with this great idea and it works and he gets rich and that's the whole movie. Anyway, his boss tells him "You are not only arrogant and megalomaniacal, you're also stupid," and turns out he's right: the scientist takes his formula and turns into a killer with a bad complexion. Later he gets really old, then his face turns into a lizard face, and finally he becomes a rubber dinosaur and the cops blow him away. It's all totally lame though; there's only a little blood, and this hot blonde shows off her excellent legs but never gets naked. We do see her puke, though.

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