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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1979)
This meteor is gonna hit us, so they call in James Bond* to save the day. James Bond is pretty pissy (in one part he goes "Why don't you stick a broom up my ass? I could sweep the carpet on my way out."), but I don't blame him because this movie is boring as fuck. All they do is talk and talk and talk and finally when they come up with a plan to blow up the meteor it actually works and they save the day. Okay- if you watch a movie called "Meteor" you really only want to see one thing: stuff getting destroyed by the meteor. Just about every meteor movie makes this mistake; that's why they all suck and frankly I'm sick of it. I want to see a meteor movie where there's nothing they can do so everybody just gets drunk and fucks until the meteor hits the Earth and it explodes. You tell me that wouldn't be cool. * It's the cool James Bond, the one who was in Zardoz, The Untouchables, and Highlander 2. Actually, now that I think about it, this guy sucks.
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