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(2004)

This little limey kid is just sitting in his cardboard fort hallucinating his ass off when a bag of money falls out of the sky! It turns out the bread is stolen, plus it won't even be good in a few days because England is about to switch over to like that one-world government money, so the kid thinks he should either give it to the poor or just turn it in. His brother, his dad, and his dad's new squeeze (who's extremely tappable, by the way) don't agree and they decide to blow or launder as much of it as possible. Unfortunately this is one of those "cute" movies so after some minor antics most of the money gets seized by the cops or burned up and everybody learns a valuable lesson, which for some reason doesn't involve anyone going to jail. On the plus side, the main kid is pretty nuts and keeps seeing and talking to dead people, the crime where the money gets stolen in the first place is fairly cool, and there is the dad's girl to ogle, even if she never gets naked (she really is the fucking bomb- I was praying for a nipple when she got water all over her shirt in one part, but no dice). If it's one of those nights where you're trying to get into some MILF's pants and you need to get a movie her wretched kids can watch too, this would probably be a good choice. Then later if she won't throw it out you can say something like "If I found a bag of money like the kid in that movie you know what I'd buy? A hooker." With any luck maybe she'll get the fucking message.