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Mill of the Stone Women

(1960)

This movie starts off by telling us women are trouble. Well, duh. It's about this sculptor dude who lives in a windmill and kills chicks so he can give their blood to his sick daughter, then turns all the dead bodies into these statues. You'd think that if that was the way you rolled you really wouldn't want people snooping around, but not this joker: he invites some idiot to the windmill and lets him hang out pretty much unsupervised. Of course it takes this guy about 30 secrets to nail the daughter (even though he already has a girlfriend who, frankly, is a lot cuter) so the sculptor dude decides he needs to get rid of the horny bastard. He drugs him up, fucks with his head for a while, and sends him packing. Then, to make sure he stays away, he kidnaps the cute girlfriend to steal her blood. Anybody else see the flaw in this idiot's plan? Lucky for our "hero" the doctor who does all the sculptor's dirty work betrays him so the daughter dies and the sculptor decides to end it all by burning down his windmill full of statues so we can have that "freaky" scene of a bunch of statues/mannequins/wax dummies/whatever burning and melting and shit. Obviously he's seen a movie like this before. There's no tits or gore so I really can't think of a reason why anyone would want to watch this, unless they're really into burning statues or something.