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Mind Games

(1997)

This kid plays too damn much Game Boy, so his parents decide they need family counseling and shit. The problem is that the chick they decide to go with is a little unprofessional. First of all, she's showing way too much thigh for a licensed psychiatrist. Buy some slacks, you whore. Also, she's psychotic: she fucks the husband, tells the wife he's molesting one of their kids, and convinces the other kid (who not only gets into cars with strangers, but does whatever they tell him) to set the house on fire! Of course no matter how insidious the crazy person in a movie like this is they always reach a point where they decide that the time for subtlety is past, so in the end the shrink just strolls into the family's cabin in broad daylight and walks off with their daughter. Then, two seconds into her getaway, she drives into a ditch. This stupid bitch had eight years of college? Jesus. I suppose Scientologists might get into this movie since it confirms what they already believe anyway, but normal people will think it's pretty dumb. I did like the wife's legs though. Very impressive.