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Minutemen

(2008)

This is a Disney Channel movie about three high school dorks who manage to invent time travel. At first they disguise themselves with goggles and snowsuits (they look like Snow Job from G.I. Joe) and go back in time to help other nerds, but they fuck up when they save this popular chick from breaking her leg because it turns out she's like the only person on the Disney Channel who can actually recognize someone when they're wearing a really stupid disguise (*cough* Hannah Montana), and once she knows who they are other people start finding out and before long they time travel one time too many and create a black hole that's going to destroy the world. This is slightly less stupid than most Disney Channel shit which means it's still stupid, but not to the point where you'll actually lose your temper; it actually has a couple of funny parts, and I especially liked the end because they make it pretty clear that the dorks are winners now because all three of them are gonna get laid. One of them even looks like he has the makings of a threesome on his hands! That's definitely a better lesson than you'll get from most Disney movies. Getting laid rocks.