Monster Dog

(1985)

Alice Cooper and like his entourage (including three seriously hot chicks, which ain't too bad considering how popular Alice Cooper wasn't in 1985) go to this old mansion to record a music video or something. All the local yokels think Alice is a werewolf though, so they bust in the place to shoot him and end up capping the best-looking girl by accident (fucking cracker pricks- she was smokin'... at least we got to see her in a t-shirt & panties earlier). Alice is just as pissed as me that they wasted pussy that fine, so he blasts the fuck out of most of them with a shotgun (one dude gets the top of his head blown completely off- sweet). That's not the end of the trouble, though, because there really is a werewolf and it shows up with a pack of stray dogs and they start ripping the shit out of everybody. It really sucked that we didn't get to see any of those chicks naked, but I guess there was enough blood to make up for it.

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