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(1940)
These two annoying idiots find a map to an ancient Egyptian tomb, so they round up a few friends and head out there to ransack the place. This evil priest wants to put a stop to that though, so he uses some magic juice to bring a mummy to life and tells it to just go ahead and waste everybody. Now even the mummy, who's pretty much the slowest monster ever, should be able to make short work of these halfwits, but as it turns out he needs a juice fix like every fifteen minutes, so instead of taking care of business he spends most of his time stumbling aimlessly around looking for another drink. They could've just made a movie about my dad. In the end some of the magic juice gets spilled, so while the mummy's down on his hands & knees lapping it up off the floor the good guys just set him on fire and that's the end of him. Nice job, you junkie loser. This movie sucks. Read Mr. Satanism's book, The 100 Best Movies Ever Made ...Mostly Suck, now available here and on Amazon.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
