Murdercycle

(1998)

This meteor crashes and turns this kid on a motorbike into the Murdercycle. So obviously, like two minutes into this movie it's already pretty goddamn stupid. Some Marines, a scientist, this hot psychic chick (I bet every mind she reads is thinking "Nice tits"), and some other dudes all get sent to this top secret testing ground where the Murdercycle is riding around so they can kick its ass. They make a whole bunch of comic book jokes because this movie was written by a bunch of fuckin' geeks, and finally the Murdercycle shows up and starts shooting lasers and trying to run people over. There's no gore or nudity in this movie at all, so I don't know why these guys even made it- they should have just stayed home and sorted all their Batman bubblegum cards or something. Fuck these losers and everything they touch.

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