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Mutator

(1989)

So these scientists perform all these experiments on this cat and it has a bunch of fucked-up kittens that are all mutated and shit. The kittens escape into the huge laboratory, but nobody does anything to try to catch them or anything because it isn't their department, or it's their day off, or some other lame excuse. You know how big companies are. Later, a security guard, some animal-rights people, a scientist, and two executives of the company who stayed late so that they can die and have it be all ironic get trapped in the building and are attacked by guys in cat suits who leave sperm all over everything and hate people (just like normal cats).  There's lots of bad cat puns in this movie, which makes sense 'cause the kind of people who like cats usually like puns too so this would be a good movie for them. For the rest of us, there's three really hot chicks, but none of them gets naked even once. The blonde's legs almost made it worth watching, though- she seriously has it goin' on.