Home

My Love for Yours

(1939)

The dad from My Three Sons starts macking all over this one blonde chick. He decides to play the "I'm good with kids" card, so he brings his buddy's little girl over to the chick's place and ends up leaving her there so he can have an excuse to barge in any time he wants. This is one weird kid, too- in one part the chick tells her to say her prayers so the little girl picks up the phone and says she's gonna call the devil and pray to him. What the fuck?

The next night the dude takes the blonde and this brunette he used to bang out to dinner at the same time. He's a total pimp. It's even more awesome when he finally makes his move though: the blonde says she doesn't love him, so he tells her she's full of shit, forces her to kiss him, then pushes her down and walks away. Later she goes all the way to Bali to hunt him down and try to win him back, but he moves pretty fast because by then he's already engaged to some other broad. The blonde figures she'll never see him again, but at the very end he stops by to visit her at work and when she finds out he's still on the market she has a cop grab him for kidnapping so she can catch up to him before he leaves town again. Back in the good old days this kind of stuff was called "courting", but nowadays they call it "assault", "stalking", and "making a false statement to the police". I guess there's no room in the world for hopeless romantics anymore.