Naked

(1993)

This skinny fuckstick decides to visit his ex-girlfriend, and while he's there he nails her annoying, clingy roommate. Then he wanders around all night bothering random people with like his cut-out bin philosophy, and occasionally stealing stuff. Meanwhile some skinny rich dude who's going around banging sub-par pussy and generally being a complete asshole decides to barge into the ex-girlfriend's place and crank down the roommate too. After a while these two guys meet and I figured they'd kick the shit out of each other because that would probably be symbolic or something, but the rich guy just makes some snide comments while the ex-girlfriend cries and the clingy chick makes a general spectacle of herself. I don't know what the hell the point of this flick is supposed to be, but I do know that I haven't seen so many ugly, skinny guys fucking nasty bitches since my mom stopped letting my Uncle Charlie take me to "shows" and the cops took him away. Finally in the end an uptight chick dressed like Dr. Livingstone shows up and flips out on everybody, not that I blame her. What a bunch of morons. This movie sucks.

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