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Nautilus

(1999)

People are always pissing & moaning after the end of the world happens, but nobody ever does anything about it. Except this time. These people on an oil rig want to drill into the Earth's core or something, but what they don't know is that when they do it's going to destroy the world. This guy from the future comes back in time with his super sub to stop them; he says his game plan is to show everybody proof of what's gonna go down and then just try to reason with them and shit, but first he blows up a ship, a submarine, and some planes and kills like hundreds of innocent people, just to win their trust I guess. Meanwhile these completely unrelated tree-huggers want to blow up the oil rig, plus there's a CIA cat who thinks the experiment is a bad idea, but apparently doesn't plan on doing anything about it except hang out and hope that the whole place just happens to fall apart around him (which, to give him credit, it almost does). Since all these clowns essentially want the same thing you'd think they'd try working together, but for some reason they spend most of the movie shooting at each other. In the end a few people do manage to stop the experiment, but then there's a big twist that doesn't make any sense at all plus makes every single thing that happened up to now completely pointless, not that there was much point to it anyway. As if the sheer retardedness of this movie isn't bad enough, there's no blood, no gore, and the future chick with the tight little ass never shows off her tits. At least the video box is shiny. Some people like things that are shiny.