Never Cry Werewolf

(2008)

It's a regular neighborhood feud when this chickie finds out that the cat who just moved in next door is a werewolf. First she sneaks into his place and punks him out of his hooker extra value meal, then he gets her back by turning her insanely hot best friend into Kibbles 'n Bits, and finally she gets Hercules to help her waste the fucker once and for all. I didn't quite understand why the bad guy had to make a charm to turn himself into a werewolf when he already was a werewolf, but at least said werewolf looks reasonably cool, and the main chick is exceedingly fine- I would fuck that bitch like I had a lien on her pussy. Too bad we never see her naked. You know, we never see the hot friend who gets killed naked either... Huh. Now that I think about it, this movie sucks.

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